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Red Rum is a PKer group in the Game of Urban Dead. As a PKer group, opinions of Red Rum vary from person to person, group to group, ranging from those who enjoy the excitement they bring to the game, to Vendettas that will last until the game's end.
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Message to the Masses
Are you a PKer? Are you enjoying the stigma attached to murdering people for no adequately explainable reason? Are you interested in joining a growing army of the criminally insane lead by psychopaths and power-hungry maniacs? Well wait no more! Red Rum is a friendly group of serial killers who enjoy working together to make some headlines. Whether we're prowling the suburbs or butchering the inhabitants of some hospital, you'll never find a dull moment in our merry band of misanthropes. So join the party, and together we'll paint the town red!
About Us
I see you're still reading. Good, Good!
Who?
Oh no, it's not that easy. The secret to being a bore is telling all, so we keep our rosters as hidden as possible. We are, however, a very diverse group, consisting of varied interests and styles. There's a little bit of everything in our group, so we know you'll fit in. Interested? Post Here.
What?
We are a group that has realize that cooperation is the key to success. What kind of success? The whole point of killing people is the entertainment value, and as serious professionals we do our best in this regards. Because of this, we aren't about petty disputes and vendettas. We're creating a masterpiece!
And you, my Mrh? Cow friends, are the paint.
Where?
Everywhere and nowhere. Our goal isn't simply to amuse ourselves, but to provide a challenge! And what challenge is there for the bounty hunters and other survivors if they know where we are all the time. The group is divided into departments...most of them move around together, and the rest roam solo throughout Malton.
When?
At anytime. It could be today, it could be tomorrow. It could be in the morning, it could be at night. The point is, you won't know where or when we're going to strike until, more often than not, after the fact! Stay on your toes, Maltonites!
Why?
Of course, "Why?" That's always the big question, isn't it?
Simple. It's fun. Most of you so-called "survivors" are so pitiful. Look at you. Barricade. Heal. Kill. Barricade. Heal. Kill. Your lives are so boring, you might as well be dead already. Until then, you can at least serve to make ours a bit more interesting! We're just shaking things up a little! Disrupting the status quo! After all, variety is the spice of life and all that. Think of it as us helping you out, so pay attention. And smile, its more fun that way.
Red Rum's Departments
Now that you know a bit more about us, take a look at how we're organized.
There are five different departments of Red Rum, designed to accommodate a variety of tastes. When you become a member, you are free to choose which department you roll with, and do not have to commit to any single one. As such, you can shift until you find your personal niche.
Strikers
Our Strikers hit hard, and they hit fast. Within a matter of minutes, they can wipe out a building, or at the very least leave survivors something to gawk at. Want an example? Look no further. If you've got the time and the energy, and want to make a large impression in the shortest amount of time possible (shock and awe!), the Red Rum Strikers are for you.
Berserkers
Members of the Berserker Department are given a single instruction: Go to this area, and kill everyone in sight. Okay, sometimes it's a little more complicated than that, but that's the gist of it. Our Berserkers often work with the Strikers (or visa versa) and will pound an area until the native population is begging to stop....assuming they can still do so. If you like a bit of freedom, but still like to be among friends, the Berserkers are where it's at.
Wanderers
Sometimes you just feel like going for a walk to get away from it all. Wanders are Red Rummers that like to go at it alone every once in awhile, but still want to know where it's at. Kind of a loner, but think you might interested in joining up with other PKers every once in awhile? You're free to wander.
Ministry of Misinformation
Chaos. Confusion. Discord. In Red Rum, these aren't simply words, they're a way of life. But more than that, they're tools. A bullet can bring down characters once or twice, but the right words can keep groups killing each other for months to come! Are you the kind of person who would rather manipulate someone's mind than shove them in the direction of your choosing? The Ministry would love to have you.
The Morgue
The last department in Red Rum, but probably the most important. Death is inevitable in Malton, but when you're a PKer, you have zombies and survivors after you. We won't lie to you. Some of our more prominent members take more dirt naps than anyone. The members of the morgue may find the idea of turning fellow survivors into swiss cheese, but they know their way around a needle. Like us but don't want to PK yourself? We can always use more revivers.
Proof of Concept
Red Rum is not about hard work, It's about fun. Want proof that we're not all seriousness and shotguns? Dig these quotes:
"For the crime of killing a member of Red Rum, and for smuggling small fruit past federal borders, I hereby declare Grape Smuggler boom headshotted. May Kevan have Mercy on your soul."
- Excuse for PKing
"Oh sh**, that wasn't the First Aid Kit..."
- After a kill
"HEY! Stop shooting people! I want to kill somebody!"
- During a somewhat uncoordinated attack
"Okay, as long as he promises to shout "Sireeeeeeeens!" when our safe house gets raided and you get winged and there's bullets and doves flying everywhere."
- On recruiting
"We're killing them because they're all on our group's PK List. Didn't you know who you were harboring?"
- When asked why we were killing a bunch of people
"Aw shit, whoops.", "D-D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL!", "Red Rum: Rockin' the Hat Trick.", "orly?"
- Said after first, second, third, and fourth kill during a streak.
"Holy shit... All survivors should leave this place ASAP! Never seen PK'ing in this scale! I'm off, good luck! Btw. Lordi won the Eurovision! WOOO"
- Observer on our services
"The horror...the horror..."
- Observer on our services
"I really hated you in Gangs of New York!"
- Before killing In-Game Martin Scorsese
"I always knew I'd shoot you in a mall liquor store Burgundy."
- Before killing 5 time Emmy-award winning Ron Burgundy in a mall liquor store
"What? Don't blame me, he's the one who wore that cologne. Nautica drives me nuts!"
- To the witnesses of a murder
"Okay, headshotting Non-Rotters at a revive point is just plain wrong, especially when you have the NT Skills and are hiding in a powered NT building. I'm a PKer, but there are some things that even I wouldnt do."
- On morals
"Stand still, darnit!
- After a series of misses
"I have killed Neil because I was bored, and he interrupted my shopping by GKing. NEVER interrupt a girl's shopping."
- Taking down a GKer. Trust me, it was for purely selfish reasons
"I was trying to pass through without wasting any Ammo, but you just HAD to be low on health! WHY!?"
- Low health survivors = PKer crack!
"Silly Angel, Malton's for the dead! ...So join them!"
- Before killing a member of the Malton Angels
Why did I kill you? You messed with the weasels man..."
- Explaining the important question, WHY?
"Now which one was the water pistol again? *BANG* Whoops guess it wasn't that one"
- After killing a survivor on low health who was annoying the hell out of me
"Hey you have a fly on your head, let me help you with that....Whoops sorry dude.."
- Not all Hitmen are subtle....
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